100,000 lb. Walrus

I like rap. And there are a lot of reasons why I do. But I don't like it to be overly sexual or degrading or violent. However, I sure enjoy an inventive drop of the 'f-bomb' or one of its dirty cousins. Perhaps my favorite type of lyric is that of one of rap's essential elements: the boast. Whether it is lifting the MC or dropping the haters, a good line can put people in their place. I've assembled a small list of some notable examples from the bombastic, to the metaphorial, to the bizarre. What are some of your favorites?

I can throw a 100,000 pound walrus right through the wall. Kool Keith

I am the king of rock there is none higher, sucker mc's should call me sire. Run DMC

I'm like a mechanic all I do is body work. Kool Moe Dee

I'm the masta' blasta' pickin' up the shasta, my voice sounds sweet 'cause it has ta'. Beastie Boys

I'll make you smile for the simple fact i'm good at it. I'll make you smile so I can sit and look at it. Atmosphere

If reese's pieces increases your feces, why ain't you funky. beans

I shot a warhol dead with my pistol, when the wind hit the hole in the canvas it whistled. Felt

I can't cook but me and Luke are serving much to eat. I've got multiple stabs of jazzy, sassafrassy. Tribe Called Quest

Grown man tactics, no pediatrics, the kind of track that makes them come back for rapless. The Roots