This was the icebreaker the pedicure technician used on me this past weekend as I settled in for an hour of relaxation (thanks to a gift certificate my husband gave me for Christmas).

But I'm NOT pregnant. Not that it really upset me--I'm aware of how I look, but I really didn't need to be reminded that my belly isn't quite as flat as it used to be (I'm slowly working on it) before I had 2 kids. The lady wasn't even apologetic...she just muttered something about how my belly looked big. I would think that a day spa worker would be a little more sensitive about asking that question. Oh well, at least they charged me $10 less than I expected.