I once was a skinny, pale and shy boy living in Mississippi who walked a little funny (or so they said). And for some reason I have always been a magnet for nicknames. Perhaps a single name (and a generic name at that) just isn't enough to communicate the depth and complexity of who I really am. Or maybe I'm just funny looking and easy to poke fun at. Either way, folks have branded me Ghost, Stick, Shithead, Brick, Sandman, Sanders, Marky, the Spark and many others. Some have stuck, some have been replaced and some have hurt my feelings but I can't deny the impact they have had on how I approach the names of others.
I think this might be the reason I subconsciously use multiple names for people and animals. When I was a kid I had a cat named Muffin (well, actually it was Muffin 2) that I always casually referred to as Bud. I have branded my nephews Little Man or Dude. I've even taken to calling my own mother D at times. I guess being called a lot of names makes a person give out a lot of names.
With that in mind, for the first time ever I offer an annotated exploration of each of my cat Chrissy's nicknames.
the basics
Pooh
Poohbear
Poohbearo
Boo
Boobear
Booberry
she's overweight
Fat Cat (thanks to our Korean landlord)
Flabby Tabby
Heavy P
she has a big butt
Rump
Pooter
she is cute
Cutey Booty
her sleeping posture
Sleepy
Bunny
her ability to act as furniture
Poolow
her angry disposition
Baroness von Crankpants
Señorita Crankpants
Meany Queeny
Furious Orange
Fascist Clay
her no-nonsense attitude
Chrissy Chrisdemeanor
Chrissy E.
her hairball removal technique
Pukesy McSpew
Baroness von Upchuck
as a family and bed divider
Mighty Chrississippi
Continental Poovide
the exotic
El Gatto